OH MY GOD I NEED TO SPAZZ ABOUT MY FEELINGS DON’T READ IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED IT YET ALDJFLKJDA;FJKDJF;KADSJL

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Holy crap, so first off, I already watched the 12min preview, so I knew about some stuff, so I’ll start my spazzing after the first 12mins…. (I watched the episode with my 12 year old sister, so you get some of her reactions, too).

First off, Megatron tells Orion/Optimus that Starscream is DEAD when Orion/Optimus asks why he hasn’t seen Commander Starscream yet on the vessel. Now, my sister had to ask me if that was true, because it’s been so long since the last episode (some time in FUCKING NOVEMBER, JESUS CHRIST) (of course, the Doctor Who and Sherlock fandoms have it worse in the waiting departement, but anyway). So I explained that Starscream simply left, so in reality, who knows.

Now, near the end of the episode, as if to spite Megatron, Starscream shows up like that free-loading friend who breaks into your house to raid your fridge when you’re not there/looking.

When he shows up, at the same time, me and my sister start to say “Well, hello-” and I said “Starscream, long time no see” and my 12 YEAR OLD SISTER (just need to make that bit clear) says “Hello, hooker hero!” Now, she meant to say “Hooker Heels” but still…I had to pause the video because we were both laughing so damn hard. Fuck.

Then, and then-! Starscream walks into the room that Orion/Optimus is getting his archivist on, and he sees Starscream and Starscream is all -drops everything and aims his rockets- “OH SHIT, OPTIMUS PRIME?!?” AND THEY END IT WITH CONFUSED ORION FACE. WE NOW HAVE TO WAIT AT LEAST A WEEK FOR THE NEXT ONE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Episode cock-blocking. It’s like the prime writers are trying to reach Moffat status. “There’s going to be new characters” okay, good. “Some allegiences are changed” …okay… “and a main character dies =D” Oh oka-WHAT?!? NUUUUUUUUUUUU.

You know when Soundwave summons a ground bridge to transport Arcee into the artic right before Orion/Optimus sees, and then she gets down on her knees and does that ‘scream to the sky’ thing? Yeah, that was me and my sister, at the end of this episode.

It was so good, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CLIFFHANGER OF EVIL JEEZ.